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Forfeit the Friggin’ Season, Okay!

Wingo

After months of listening to ESPN “experts” like Trey, I’m-so-hilarious-I-actually-crack-myself-up, Wingo … Floyd, I-drafted-Pacman-Jones-and-I’m-proud-of-it, Peters … Marcellus, I’m-awfully-astute-aren’t-I, Wiley … and Darren, I’m-not-astute-but-so-what-I’m-an’ex-Cowboy-and-don’t-have-to-be, Woodson, I’m left with one inescapable conclusion; the Giants can’t repeat. Hell, they may not even make the playoffs.

These “experts” point out that the Giants lost key defensive players like Michael Strahan, Kawika Mitchell and Gbril Wilson and predict that Justin Tuck, Gerris Wilkinson, Danny Clark, Kenny Phillips, Michael Johnson and Sammy Knight won’t fill those voids. Secondly, these “experts” point out the Giants are distracted by Plaxico’s pouting, possible contract problems with Osi and Brandon Jacobs, Shockey’s mental problems — which, let’s face it, are formidable — and Ahmad Bradshaw’s incarceration. And, thirdly, they remind us — ad nauseum — the last four Giant’s Super Bowl teams didn’t have a winning season the following year.

Well, in the face of all that “expertise,” why should Giant’s fans have any hope at all? I mean, we’re no “experts.” What the hell do we know about anything? Must be hopeless, right? So, here’s my “not-so-expert” suggestion: Just forfeit the friggin’ 2008 season. Why play the games? The “experts” say we’ve got no prayer, so why bother?

And the upside is, look at all the free time we’ll have on Sundays to … well, to do something else, I guess. On the other hand, maybe we should just stop watching ESPN. Yeah, that might actually be a better plan. Wow, I feel better already. Go Giants!


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