This is our 7th fan fight, as myself and the Obnoxious Boston Fan debate all things Super Bowl related. This time is Cruz’s salsa vs Gronk’s Spike:
Today’s topic: Which move is better – Victor Cruz’s “Salsa Dance” or Rob Gronkowski’s Gronk Spike:
You can’t help but love the Victor Cruz story. One-star recruit out of New Jersey, finds his way to UMASS. Enjoys success there, but not enough to be drafted. Signs with the Giants. He’s expected to just be camp fodder.
He then explodes against the Jets in preseason, scoring 3 TDs and looking like a star. The Giants were forced to keep him, because another team would snatch him up. Cruz did get hurt, however, and spent the season on IR.
Entering this season, he was still a question mark. He was still a rookie, essentially, with only one big preseason game under his belt. But it didn’t seem to matter.
1,536 yards and 9 touchdowns later, Victor Cruz has arrived. With each touchdown, Cruz does a little celebration, perhaps celebrating his journey. He salsas.
Playing up his heritage, and showing off damn good dancing skills, the Cruz salsa has become a hit amongst Giants fans. After any catch, there will be a big “Cruuuuuz” call, followed by salsas in the crowd. It’s a hit.
He’s captivated a fan base, and a city. Newspapers have steps to the salsa in their pages, so the fans can do it correctly.
Hell, even Madonna is doing it. Not that it makes it any official or anything, but she is the halftime entertainment. She ain’t Gronking, that’s for sure.
Speaking of Gronk, to me, it’s just a nickname. Yes, I understand the whole culture about it, the Gronking, the Gronkling ducklings in some Boston park that I don’t know the name of because no park even deserves a name after Central Park.
A salsa is tangible. We see it, and see the pure joy on the face of Victor Cruz as he does it. There’s something deeper behind the salsa; he’s not a 2nd round pick out of a major school, pre-ordained for success since high school. His salsa is his moment to shine. Besides, at least he stays clean off the field. Giants players don’t associate themselves with adult film actresses (because, yes, they’re definitely actors).
Cruz is, and should be, an inspiration. His salsas are a subtle reminder to appreciate the joy we have in our lives, whether it’s a touchdown or something else. You don’t get that from Gronk.
Obnoxious Boston Fan says: Madonna might do a mean Victor Cruz ”Salsa” butBiBi Jones loves the Gronk Spike.
Score one for Rob Gronkowski.
There’s a lot to like about Cruz. If he was on the Patriots, he might even be Tom Brady’sfourth option whenever the Pats aren’t using their two tight ends, Deion Branch andWes Welker.
Gronkowski unleashed a statistical rampage on opposition defenses (90 catches, 1,327 yards and 17 TDs in the regular season) as one of two featured tight ends. But it was the beating he delivered to unsuspecting footballs that elevated him to folk hero status in New England. The Gronk Spike also epitomized the sheer primal element involved when a 6-foot-5 monster of a man lands head-first, or neck-first, into the end zone. When you think “football player” you think of a guy just like Gronk. Part caveman, part athlete, part hell-raiser, all clutch.
Gronkowski doesn’t just spike the ball. He slams it down with primal authority. According to The New York Times and MIT’s Dan Thaler, the ball leaves Gronkowski’s hand at 60 MPH, about two feet from the ground, and the ensuing collision with the turf results in 650 pounds of force. That compares to a field goal kick at 450 pounds, a hockey check into the boards at 500 pounds and a hard cut in football at 700 pounds. A NASCAR collision carries a force of 16,000 pounds, or about 25 Gronk Spikes. The spike was a lost art in the NFL until the Gronk Spike exploded on to the scene with Gronkowski’s 31 TDs in just 34 NFL career games. Thanks to Gronk, the spike is back in Vogue (take that, Madonna)across the NFL and football everywhere.
When Gronk got fined $7,500 for a Gronk Spike against the Jets on Nov. 13, the Worcester Sharks agreed to pay Gronkowski the same amount for a ceremonial puck spike before their game against Providence on Feb. 24. We’re not sure if he’ll be able to crack the ice.
The Gronk Spike craze evolved into “Gronking” – a move started by 98.5 The Sports Hub’s Toucher and Rich on their Facebook page and evolved into a fad that has all of New England slamming everything from footballs in their living rooms to big-screen televisions off the roof. No one is doing the “Salsa” off a building, are they?
Gronkowski, the Gronk Spike and “Gronking” has helped fans across Patriot Nation get themselves into the team’s Super Bowl run this season beyond simply watching games and cheering the for the team. They’ve also inspired about a million You Tube videos, remixes and rap songs.
And the hits will keep coming Sunday night.


February 3rd, 2012
Jeremy Fuchs
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Irrelevant.
The only spike you’re gonna see Sunday is the one Boley’s gonna put into that big doofus’ ankle.
Dear Obnoxious Boston Fan,
If you were from New York you wouldn’t be starstruck by some run of the mill, useless porn star. To even compare her in any sense to a lifelong entertainer the caliber of Madonna (while I’m not a huge fan, her success is undeniable), shows how backwards you idiots from up north are. So bravo for the past few years that your city has been relevant in the world of sports (usually you only rank high in douchebag quantity and colleges(correlation?) so I know you aren’t used to it), your downward spiral will continue Sunday and on into the new millennium, because of morons like you.
I have a feeling that Madonna is gonns play like a prayer as one of her songs at the SB lol.. Listen to the song and if you picture it during the halftime show, it’s pretty cool lol.